Forger of Void
Some foolish young ones feel that chasing women or succeeding in sports is what defines a man. These philistines are wrong. Being a man is about repeatedly hitting people in the face with a large phallic object and screaming.

Eva/24/Ukraine
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original: bossuary
via: chemicalnimu

bossuary:

Some of the Dragon Age: Inquisition origin stories.

(for each race the only difference in the language is between the melee and mage classes)

Anonymous:
Wasn't it implied during some livestream that sylvari are essentially all pansexual? On a related but different note, have you ever wondered if sylvari 'banging' would actually just be them rubbing and shaking on eachother. "They have the parts" is pretty vague and most RP-ers tend to assume that means mammalian genitalia, but wouldn't it be more logical if those parts were actually plant-like. Pollination, not fornication. Every time you see a sylvari with an open bloom, they're aroused.

by-ogdens-hammer:

somemustfight:

by-ogdens-hammer:

Yeah, considering sylvari are said not to have the same concept of binary gender as mammalian races (although gameplay doesn’t do a great job of supporting this detail but w/e w/e), that would probably mean that in general, they’re more attracted to appealing aesthetics and personalities. They would certainly be panromantic, at the very least.

As far as actual genitalia and intercourse, I am a huge (but relatively quiet) supporter of headcanons that take their physiology as far away from human as possible. My guild was actually just recently discussing what sylvari are actually made of, and (although I got distracted and missed some of the fine details) from what I understand they are essentially just a bundle of vines and leaves growing from a single point, tightly bundled and arranged into the shape of a person. I imagine what that means is that whatever passes for genitalia on a sylvari could be anything, and it could be on any part of them, and this is something I don’t think RPers really explore very much because it’s weird as heck.

Casually slides in here.

I can’t find the interview in question right now, but to expand on the anon in question Ree did state that Sylvari had “all the relevant external parts for pleasure”—which is still really grey territory, especially when you look at the face options and you can see how inhuman and human they can get (as well as where you drawn the line between external and pleasure), but there is at least still a continuing structure that their bodies can work in sexual intercourse like mammalian races (regardless the actual shape they take in form). Sylvari are notably more diverging from each other than the others races, so you have pretty much free reign to do your thing and you’re not actually conflicting with anyone else given you can get noseless alien faces and borderline human in the same race (not to mention branch hair, which is basically a physical extension on their skull and not just leaves growing out).

In as far as actual sexual gratification, though, here was where it was confirmed they’re not just capable of sex, but do engage in it and will do so with whomever they please (and thus is presumably of their own volition, and also implying they don’t have any real taboos on the subject). THAT SAID it’s also been repeatedly emphasized that their culture of love is very emotional/spiritual, with a lot of parallels drawn to the courtly love concept, so even though Sylvari can and do have sex, it’s not as much a center point of their feelings as it might be for other races—they don’t even put anatomy in the equation of their feelings or romance at all.

So like, I will grant I’ve used pansexual/romantic as layman’s term for their cultural approach to sexuality but it’s really more that they just don’t have an emphasis on defining their sexuality to begin with—Sylvari probably hit the whole spectrum and then some, like humans (and there probably are strictly straight Sylvari, strictly gay Sylvari, and those who are both asexual and aromantic), but they don’t differentiate much between them, and are probably more open-minded to major fluidity in sexuality rather than pinpointing their place on a spectrum of feelings.

here this person puts it much better than my pre-breakfast brain was able to do.

Life and death of Andraste

(Source: hostagesandsnacks)

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original: jakface
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jakface:

Caiterhe and I were laughing about this for like, 10 minutes.

jakface:

Caiterhe and I were laughing about this for like, 10 minutes.

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original: happily-hunyya
via: gw2-juriia

(Source: happily-hunyya)

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original: tinkerlinagw2
via: gw2-juriia

tinkerlinagw2:

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southsun-stalwart:

My friend who plays Chinese GW2 sent me this gif. ovo

southsun-stalwart:

My friend who plays Chinese GW2 sent me this gif. ovo

southsun-stalwart:

Minister Nitalie this is a most unladylike proposal.

southsun-stalwart:

Minister Nitalie this is a most unladylike proposal.

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original: leekimhoung
via: hollysocks

leekimhoung:

aAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

southsun-stalwart:

The great dragon prophet, Glint, is not easy to find, for she uses powerful magic to make her lair inside a single crystalline grain of sand. A person could search a hundred lifetimes and never find the exact grain.
The only true entrance is through this portal, beyond the challenges of Augury Rock.

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original: mrockefeller
via: chemicalnimu

mrockefeller:

Here are all five spreads from the pokemon zine I made for Light Grey Art Lab!

The show is now open, so if you’re in the Minneapolis area, you should definitely go check it out. You can find more information about the show here.

I will be printing more of these zines in the future and will let you know when they are for sale!

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

This thread has over 114 pages and is still going.  Artists, publishers and developers - if you truly believe that sex sells, you know what you have to do.

Happy Friday!

- wincenworks

Amazingly, despite what the game developers are trying to tell us, the audience WANTS to see more male cheesecake. Who knew, right?

~Ozzie

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original: arcane-advisor
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(Source: arcane-advisor)

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original: gw2-malstuff
via: gw2-juriia
gw2-malstuff:

S-SO THIS ALL STARTED WITH ME AND gw2-juriia BEING CONFUSED ON WHAT TO CALL thisgolddolyak AND WE ENDED UP CALLING HER/THEM “SENPAI” BECAUSE WE’RE DUMB KOUHAIS OKAY 
AND AND I AM REALLY SORRY I WILL STOP AND JUST HIDE IN THIS HOLE BUT I REALLY ADMIRE CERTAIN GW2 ARTISTS AND YOU CAN’T STOP MEsorryforbeingdumbkouhaithatsenpaiwillnevernotice
Have an half-assed fab GOLDEN dolyak

gw2-malstuff:

S-SO THIS ALL STARTED WITH ME AND gw2-juriia BEING CONFUSED ON WHAT TO CALL thisgolddolyak AND WE ENDED UP CALLING HER/THEM “SENPAI” BECAUSE WE’RE DUMB KOUHAIS OKAY 

AND AND I AM REALLY SORRY I WILL STOP AND JUST HIDE IN THIS HOLE BUT I REALLY ADMIRE CERTAIN GW2 ARTISTS AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME
sorryforbeingdumbkouhaithatsenpaiwillnevernotice

Have an half-assed fab GOLDEN dolyak

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